1. ironpatriotisstupid:

    livemulticulturally:

    have you ever just

    stopped whatever you were doing

    to look at an english word and

    “you look like a fake word”

    yacht

    Reblogged from: allisonleemisbach
  2. College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

    "Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

    "Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

    "Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

    "Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

    "Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

    (via infelicific)

    Reblogged from: allisonleemisbach
  3. spenceromg:

    do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

    Reblogged from: allisonleemisbach
  4. see-how-tame-i-can-be:

    real fucking talk. women are people all on their own, and they deserve respect because of their own humanity not just because of being someone’s wife or daughter or sister.

    Reblogged from: nodaybuttodaytodefygravity
  5. They’re like, 12
    The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)
    Reblogged from: actioncakes
  6. seananmcguire:


Tiger chubs tiger chubs TIGER CHUBS YOU GUYS

    seananmcguire:

    Tiger chubs tiger chubs TIGER CHUBS YOU GUYS

    Reblogged from: actioncakes
  7. Reblogged from: actioncakes
  8. i’m sorry but i’m not ashamed to like shitty pop music

    how the fuck am i supposed to dance around my room to bon iver 

    Reblogged from: neededwest
  9. mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

    Female BAMFs Throughout History

    Reblogged from: nodaybuttodaytodefygravity
  10. skindeap:

    shakeitoffpickyourselfup:

    aromaeus:

    jshaath:

    Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth.

    I hear no lies.

    yoooo

    I did not think she would go there but then she did I literally screamed YAAAAAASSSSS BITCH DRAG THEM LIKE YOU’RE TRYNA WALK A CAT

    Reblogged from: nodaybuttodaytodefygravity
  11. kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes
    Reblogged from: allisonleemisbach
  12. bagmilk:

    dslubes:

    macintush:

    "BLESS THIS POST"

    shut up

    "WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES"

    shut up

    "ITS BACK"

    shut up

    "reblogging again"

    shut up

    "this"

    shut up

    "finally someone said it"

    shut up

    finally someone said it omg bless this post i’m reblogging again because it’s back why doesn’t it have more notes omg

    Reblogged from: allisonleemisbach
  13. assbutt-in-the-garrison:

    metalliccolouredtitan:

    *deep breath*

    THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN I, AS A MALE WITH MANY FEMALE FRIENDS, HAVE TO FREQUENTLY PRETEND TO BE MY FRIENDS’ BOYFRIEND SIMPLY SO OTHER DUDES WON’T BE CREEPY AND FUCKING GROPE THEM

    THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN THEY RESPECT COMPETITION MORE THAN THE ACTUAL PERSON THEY’RE TRYING TO GET WITH

    image

    Reblogged from: allisonleemisbach
  14. roboboners:

    jayda95:

    all-because-we-fell-in-love:

    floozys:

    vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

    Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

    stay in school y’all

    i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

    Reblogged from: allisonleemisbach
  15. nickjamesbxtch:

awwww-cute:

He wore his new boots today and was the most popular dog on the trail!

Literally cutest thing I’ve seen

    nickjamesbxtch:

    awwww-cute:

    He wore his new boots today and was the most popular dog on the trail!

    Literally cutest thing I’ve seen

    Reblogged from: allisonleemisbach
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